Small Star Wars Rant
I really enjoyed Star Wars Episode: The Last Jedi. But, I’m such a geek that there are things that bother me… I could list 50 things I thought were awesome, but here are just a few silly things that I don’t understand. Maybe you can edumucate me.
Vice Admiral Holdo. Overall, I found her to be a strange character. Especially when you have such an amazing female roles with Rey and Leia. I don’t mind yet another strong woman, but she was just a little strange for me. My biggest problem is she never really told anyone THE PLAN. Everyone was wondering what the heck her plan was. Because she refused to share her plan, it led to other side-missions and a mutiny. She could have said very clearly: “Look, our plan is to stay outside of their range for as long as possible, then send as many transports down to this planet with think is a safe base for us to call for more help.” Because she communicates no plan, a mass mutiny (a rebel rebellion) begins.
Additionally, there were needless deaths during this plan. As the ships slowly got picked off behind her, all those people needlessly died. They could have taken a shuttle up to the cozy capital ship with Holdo. Surely they have an autopilot they can flip on for the last half hour of their flights so no humans have to die. Besides, the resistance needs as many pilots as they can get, so why let them die?
Last, the idea to jump to light speed on a suicide mission was a pretty good idea, but it was really a last-second gambit. It should have been part of the plan from the beginning. And, if it was done right after the transport ships launched, those 10+ transport ships would not have been destroyed, saving even more lives.
And, last, last, where did this mysterious fuel come from to jump to lightspeed? I thought they ran out and the final move was to launch the transports to the planet. The plot hole thickens.
That whole Canto Bight side-mission was completely useless. In fact, it was deleterious. The whole point of the mission was for Finn and Rose to go locate a “Master Codebreaker” so they could sneak onto a ship and disable a tracking device, allowing the rebellion to jump to lightspeed and not be tracked. Well, that whole mission failed and it took up at least 30 minutes of screentime. Worse, not only did it fail, but it gave DJ (Benicio Del Toro) the chance to give insider information to the Empire when accelerated the Rebels’ demise.
Continuing, why did they make it so hard to find this master codebreaker? I mean, he could have been anywhere, or even asleep. Why not arrange a meeting. When you are going to arrange a meeting, it involves a location and time. It could have easily been done because their mutual contact Maz Kanata could have set it up. Surely she doesn’t spend every waking hour jet-packing around with a blaster while Facetiming. She must have some downtime to send off an email or something to set up such an important meeting.
Yeah, yeah it adds “tension” that they have to find this guy. And there was even more tension when they got arrested because they parked their spaceship in a bad parking space. Come on, Finn and Rose, can’t your writers advise that you go ahead and park your ship in a regular ship parking lot, so as to not arouse unneeded suspicion?
Benicio Del Toro as DJ. That whole character was strange too. I think my biggest problem is that he wasn’t even playing a character, he was just being regular ol’ Benicio Del Toro. Hey, I love the guy, but he kind of took me out of the Star Wars universe and I was comparing his acting style to what he did in Usual Suspects (and most everything else). I thought it would have been cooler to have Lando Calrissian in that role.
Rose. What is this character? I didn’t find her to be a compelling actor and I found her to be a bit annoying. It’s like they picked up some random fangirl at Comicon. “Hey, you’ll do,” thought the casting director while watching the audience at a Firefly panel on “How Handsome is Mal?”
Rose’s job was to work on pipes or something, which is a fine job. So, how on the very next day does she go from being a Space Plumber to flying a fighter ship down on the planet with such skill that she can bop Finn’s ship to the ground without hurting either of them? I guarantee you those ships don’t have airbags. It reminded me a little of that Very Silly scene from Episode 1 where the 7-year-old Anakin takes a spaceship and uses it to blow up one of the Empire’s biggest ships.
No JJ Abrams. I felt something in the force of this movie… that JJ Abrams was not involved enough. I always feel like I get a certain “feeling” with a JJ Abrams film that was missing here. I understand he gave full control to the director, and that’s probably a good thing because you can’t be second-guessing the director all the time, but it all felt a bit off.
All that being said, I still really liked the movie! I would have liked it even more if Holdo would have just explained the fucking plan.
Daily Photo – Airport on Hoth
Speaking of Star Wars, my time in Antarctica was a little bit like Hoth. I didn’t have a tauntaun to crawl inside when I got cold, but I did have Stu Robertson. He made many of the same sounds as a tauntaun, in fact. Anyway, one day we snowmobiled out to the “airport” to see this scene. It’s technically an airport, I guess, insofar as you land somewhere on this ice and can refuel for the flight back to Christchurch, New Zealand.